realityhelix

captaindemetrios asked:

I could bring you a cockatrice egg too if you'd like

realityhelix answered:

Baby, where are you getting those things? I’m pretty sure Landi would want to know about this.

realityhelix:

captaindemetrios:

realityhelix:

captaindemetrios:

 

Did you want Bolas to have a cockatrice omulet?

No one wants that

No one.

A cockatrice omelette would poison his ass. 

He’s a dragon

An immortal old as fucking fuck dragon.

He’s gonna come after you, for stealing his omelette. He’ll make you into a real burrito.

Nah, he wanted me dead long before i took the eggs. 

realityhelix

captaindemetrios asked:

I could bring you a cockatrice egg too if you'd like

realityhelix answered:

Baby, where are you getting those things? I’m pretty sure Landi would want to know about this.

realityhelix:

captaindemetrios:

realityhelix:

captaindemetrios:

 

I do not STEAL babies

I RESCUE them

And relocate.

Uh huh. We’re all the hero in our on story, Smuggle Burrito.

Did you want Bolas to have a cockatrice omulet?

No one wants that

No one.

A cockatrice omelette would poison his ass. 

He’s a dragon

An immortal old as fucking fuck dragon.